Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up.
Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering. - Kevin Nealon
Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.
- Kevin Nealon
I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak flu… - Kevin Nealon
I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak flu…
The good thing about 'Weeds' now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well. - Kevin Nealon
The good thing about 'Weeds' now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well.
The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty. - Kevin Nealon
The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty.
Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes. - Kevin Nealon
Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers. - Kevin Nealon
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far. - Kevin Nealon
I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.
You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with. - Kevin Nealon
You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.
Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want. - Kevin Nealon
Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.
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