I am the Saudi Arabia of unhappiness. I have so many reserves of misery that you wouldn't understand. I actually think that's part of why I connect with Canadians. I think they understand grinding misery underneath.
Evil does not question itself. Only Hope questions itself. - Craig Ferguson
Evil does not question itself. Only Hope questions itself.
- Craig Ferguson
Self help books are pointless. Here's something for you... Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and self help books are from Uranus. - Craig Ferguson
Self help books are pointless. Here's something for you... Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and self help books are from Uranus.
Tomorrow's just your future yesterday. - Craig Ferguson
Tomorrow's just your future yesterday.
Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me. - Craig Ferguson
Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me.
Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say. - Craig Ferguson
Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say.
A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between 25 and 8,000 years old. - Craig Ferguson
A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between 25 and 8,000 years old.
Whether I or anyone else accepted the concept of alcoholism as a disease didn't matter; what mattered was that when treated as a disease, those who s… - Craig Ferguson
Whether I or anyone else accepted the concept of alcoholism as a disease didn't matter; what mattered was that when treated as a disease, those who s…
....maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could be fun. - Craig Ferguson
....maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could be fun.
...slow down and self-edit and ask yourself the three things you must always ask yourself before you say anything: "Does this need to be said?" "Does… - Craig Ferguson
...slow down and self-edit and ask yourself the three things you must always ask yourself before you say anything: "Does this need to be said?" "Does…
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