Say 'Kenmore Square'," I insist. "Kenmaw Sqway-ah." "Say 'Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina.'" "Nothing could be finah than to be in Caroliner.'" "You're doing that on purpose." "I'm not. I sway-ah.
T.C.: Um, actually you just said "I live in a parking lot." You didn't mean to do that. Lori: You've never seen traffic on Concord Street at eight o'… - Steve Kluger
T.C.: Um, actually you just said "I live in a parking lot." You didn't mean to do that. Lori: You've never seen traffic on Concord Street at eight o'…
- Steve Kluger
Augie: Does everybody else know? T.C.: About my epitaph? Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face! T.C. Not everybody. There's a night wat… - Steve Kluger
Augie: Does everybody else know? T.C.: About my epitaph? Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face! T.C. Not everybody. There's a night wat…
. . . it's not just the people we love, but the people we let love us back who show us how high we can really soar. - Steve Kluger
. . . it's not just the people we love, but the people we let love us back who show us how high we can really soar.
Romance isn't just about roses or killing dragons or sailing a kayak around the world. It's also about chocolate chip cookies and sharing The Gratefu… - Steve Kluger
Romance isn't just about roses or killing dragons or sailing a kayak around the world. It's also about chocolate chip cookies and sharing The Gratefu…
The only thing I know about Moses is him coming down from the mountain with the commandments and saying 'The good news is I got him down to 10. The b… - Steve Kluger
The only thing I know about Moses is him coming down from the mountain with the commandments and saying 'The good news is I got him down to 10. The b…
My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off. - Steve Kluger
My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.
Romance is a universally unspoken language understood by all living organism on this planet except heterosexual men. - Steve Kluger
Romance is a universally unspoken language understood by all living organism on this planet except heterosexual men.
Falling hard for somebody makes you do things you never thought you'd do before. Like pulling off an A in History or finally facing the truth about y… - Steve Kluger
Falling hard for somebody makes you do things you never thought you'd do before. Like pulling off an A in History or finally facing the truth about y…
Ale: Are you manipulating me again? T.C.: Try not to fall for it. I dare you. - Steve Kluger
Ale: Are you manipulating me again? T.C.: Try not to fall for it. I dare you.
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