Science "knows" it doesn't know everything, otherwise it would stop.

- Dara O Briain

Science knows it doesn't know everything; otherwise, it'd stop. But just because science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gap…

- Dara O Briain

Nostalgia is heroin for old people.

- Dara O Briain

If we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths?

- Dara O Briain

There are three states of legality in Irish law. There is all this stuff which comes under That's grand, then it moves into Ah now don't push it, and…

- Dara O Briain

I think the English are bipolar. 'We're the greatest, no we're terrible' - that's a constant English struggle. Crime is down, there's little poverty …

- Dara O Briain

My iPod holds 3,000 albums. I own, like, 90 albums. My iPod sits at home, sullen, frustrated, and underused, like a wife who gave up her career and t…

- Dara O Briain

On getting mugged: I carry around months and months of receipts. I need a mugger who can file my VAT returns.

- Dara O Briain

I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich.

- Dara O Briain