And a secret inward voice in my head was saying (in a strange breathy voice...) Yes, yessss, I will pop round to The Blind Pig. I will 'pop' round because guess who lives at the Blind Pig? It is not a blind pig, it is Alex.
Vaisey looked like a startled earwig. - Louise Rennison
Vaisey looked like a startled earwig.
- Louise Rennison
How do you make yourself not like someone? - Louise Rennison
How do you make yourself not like someone?
When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior. - Louise Rennison
When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior.
Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on - Louise Rennison
Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on
Love is a many trousered thing. - Louise Rennison
Love is a many trousered thing.
Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me. - Louise Rennison
Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me.
He said, "Hi, gorgeous," which I think is nice. I admire honesty. - Louise Rennison
He said, "Hi, gorgeous," which I think is nice. I admire honesty.
Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them. - Louise Rennison
Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.
I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense to them. - Louise Rennison
I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense to them.
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