Life is a predator: you have to eat it before it eats you.

- Joan Collins

Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing.

- Joan Collins

The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it.

- Joan Collins

Life is not life unless you make mistakes

- Joan Collins

After a certain age, you get the face you deserve.

- Joan Collins

Making each day a mini lifetime - to achieve something and to enjoy something.

- Joan Collins

Loneliness is the universal problem of rich people.

- Joan Collins

The endless bonking was exhausting me.

- Joan Collins

It's no one's fault to be born ugly, but, honestly, must it be worn as a symbol of pride?

- Joan Collins