What's good for General Bullmoose is good for the U.S.A.!

- Al Capp

Today's younger generation is no worse than my own. We were just as ignorant and repulsive as they are, but nobody listened to us.

- Al Capp

Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband.

- Al Capp

Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

- Al Capp

The public is like a piano. You just have to know what keys to poke.

- Al Capp

As far as unwed mothers on welfare are concerned, it seems to me that they must be capable of some other form of labor.

- Al Capp

The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else. was to be indifferent to that d…

- Al Capp

Don't be a pal to your son. Be his father. What child needs a 40-year-old for a friend?

- Al Capp

Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.

- Al Capp