People are obsessed by happiness, but there are a lot of other invigorating experiences available.

- Sebastian Horsley

You may look back on your life and accept it as good or evil. But it is far, far harder to admit that you have been completely unimportant; that in t…

- Sebastian Horsley

I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say 'pass the mustard'.

- Sebastian Horsley

Unhappiness lies in that gap between our talents and our expectations.

- Sebastian Horsley

Self-pity is the most destructive of all narcotics.

- Sebastian Horsley

An artist has to go to every extreme, to stretch his sensibility through excess and suffering in order to feel and to communicate more. I have always…

- Sebastian Horsley

Being well-dressed gives a feeling of inward tranquility which psychoanalysis is powerless to bestow.

- Sebastian Horsley

People either hate me or dislike me - but I realized that people aren't against you, they are for themselves. We're all prejudiced in favor of oursel…

- Sebastian Horsley

Getting old is horrible, but it is interesting . . . one of the things I've realized is that growing old is compulsory, but growing up is optional.

- Sebastian Horsley