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Sex after one child shows down. After twins... ooh... I'll tell you what it is for us. I'll share it with you. Every three months. We don't plan it that way. That's just how it works out. It's the weirdest thing. You know what I do? Every time I have sex, the next day I pay my estimated tax. My quarterlies are due. If it's oral sex, I renew my driver's license.

Ray Romano's Popular Quotes

I do what I do because I love it.

- Ray Romano

That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.

- Ray Romano

I do still get intimidated by certain things.

- Ray Romano

I married a saint - well, a saint who curses.

- Ray Romano

Whenever I get down about life going by too quickly, what helps me is a little mantra that I repeat to myself: at least I'm not a fruit fly.

- Ray Romano

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.

- Ray Romano

I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm.

- Ray Romano

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology.

- Ray Romano

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.

- Ray Romano