I've only had one dramatic role in my entire career and when I did it, I was in heaven and I thought, 'Oh my god, I'm going to get more of these.'

- Jennifer Coolidge

When it's going well, stand-up is the best thing in the world, but when it's not, it feels like all your toes are being pulled off one by one.

- Jennifer Coolidge

When people ask me what my dream role would be, I tell them that it's to play someone very dark. Very dark - like someone involved in the drug world …

- Jennifer Coolidge

Girls are supposed to be feminine and demure. Comedy isn't about that, so you just have to unlearn it. Certain women are so pretty, they can't go wei…

- Jennifer Coolidge

We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.

- Jennifer Coolidge

I've made a career of taking roles that other actresses didn't want.

- Jennifer Coolidge

The great thing about Jane Austen - the reason we're all still obsessed with her - is that she gets inside a woman's mind and she taps into our fanta…

- Jennifer Coolidge

A man's ability to haggle is never a turn-on. The only thing less romantic than how much you paid is how much you saved. The last thing we want to he…

- Jennifer Coolidge

I have been able to sniff out a phony.

- Jennifer Coolidge