Shake and shake the catsup bottle none will come and then a lot'll.
Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age. - Richard Armour
Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.
- Richard Armour
If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone. - Richard Armour
If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone.
Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband … - Richard Armour
Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband …
When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less. - Richard Armour
When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.
A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread. - Richard Armour
A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
Shake and shake the catsup bottle none will come and then a lot'll. - Richard Armour
Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people. - Richard Armour
Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'. - Richard Armour
That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.
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