I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.

- Billy Mays

Life's a pitch, and then you buy.

- Billy Mays

I enjoy what I do. I think it shows.

- Billy Mays

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.

- Billy Mays

It's important for me to sell a product that works.

- Billy Mays

You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine.

- Billy Mays

The best things in life are free - and $19.95.

- Billy Mays