You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He’s got mad skills.” Derek’s eyebrows crept up. “He can vomit and urinate at the same time and he doesn’t make fun of my car.
What is wrong with you? Many, many things. - Ilona Andrews
What is wrong with you? Many, many things.
- Ilona Andrews
Do you know what separates adults from children? Self-discipline. We don’t want to go to work, we don’t want to do our chores, and we don’t want to m… - Ilona Andrews
Do you know what separates adults from children? Self-discipline. We don’t want to go to work, we don’t want to do our chores, and we don’t want to m…
And did you have to hack his arms off?” “Yes, I did. He wouldn’t go through the door.” “You say it like you’re proud of it." I was proud of it. It wa… - Ilona Andrews
And did you have to hack his arms off?” “Yes, I did. He wouldn’t go through the door.” “You say it like you’re proud of it." I was proud of it. It wa…
"Did those nice church ladies come by again?" He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in … - Ilona Andrews
"Did those nice church ladies come by again?" He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in …
Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can. - Ilona Andrews
Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.
I just had to stay cool. Zen. No punching in the face. Punching would not be Zen. - Ilona Andrews
I just had to stay cool. Zen. No punching in the face. Punching would not be Zen.
Men and swords. My father said that if you put any able-bodied man, no matter how peaceful, into a room with a sword and a practice dummy and leave h… - Ilona Andrews
Men and swords. My father said that if you put any able-bodied man, no matter how peaceful, into a room with a sword and a practice dummy and leave h…
If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons. - Ilona Andrews
If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.
It was the kind of sword that would make a lifelong pacifist look for tall boots and a hat with feathers. - Ilona Andrews
It was the kind of sword that would make a lifelong pacifist look for tall boots and a hat with feathers.
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