If brains were money, you'd need to take out a loan to buy a cup of coffee.

- Shelley Long

It's just a crime that people don't take the time and make the effort to have a conversation if it's bothering them that much.

- Shelley Long

If you don't quit, and don't cheat, and don't run home when trouble arrives, you can only win.

- Shelley Long

I like men to be men and I like them to care about me and to take care of me. I'm willing to let them do that.

- Shelley Long

I think, head up and shoulders back. Not only does it make you look taller and thinner but it gives you confidence and boosts your self-esteem.

- Shelley Long

I'm not perfect, but I'd like to be perfect. I'm working on it.

- Shelley Long

Everyone wants the two characters to be together, but then once they are, it's not that much fun.

- Shelley Long

Not everyone can be trusted. I think we all have to be very selective about the people we trust.

- Shelley Long

I dont believe in predestination, even though I was raised a Presbyterian.

- Shelley Long