If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
- John Barrymore
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief. - John Barrymore
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.
Dying is the last thing I will ever do. - John Barrymore
Dying is the last thing I will ever do.
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. - John Barrymore
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. - John Barrymore
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. - John Barrymore
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. - John Barrymore
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
You can only be as good as you dare to be bad. - John Barrymore
You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - John Barrymore
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
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