Being short never bothered me for three seconds. The rest of the time I wanted to commit suicide.
I knew it... I'm surrounded by assholes! - Mel Brooks
I knew it... I'm surrounded by assholes!
- Mel Brooks
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit. - Mel Brooks
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Tragedy is what happens to me; comedy is what happens to you. - Mel Brooks
Tragedy is what happens to me; comedy is what happens to you.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. - Mel Brooks
Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.
The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly. - Mel Brooks
The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.
Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed. - Mel Brooks
Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.
You want to be as smart as you can about being stupid. - Mel Brooks
You want to be as smart as you can about being stupid.
As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes. - Mel Brooks
As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.
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