I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be anywhere. I'm not kidding.

- Larry Hagman

When we started the show, 'Dallas' was known as the city where JFK was assassinated. By the end it was known as JR's home town.

- Larry Hagman

Well I think they broke the mould when they made me and being humble is one of my great assets.

- Larry Hagman

There are very little things in this life I cannot afford and patience is one of them.

- Larry Hagman

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.

- Larry Hagman

I've travelled a huge amount, but almost all of it has been through work. I spent five years stationed in London in the special services of the Ameri…

- Larry Hagman

My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car.

- Larry Hagman

Barbara Eden is the most beautiful girl in the world.

- Larry Hagman

I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms.

- Larry Hagman