The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.

- Minnie Pearl

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there!

- Minnie Pearl

Since religion was so much a part of my life as a child, and since my childhood was so happy and so full of laughter and joy, I associate the two. Ev…

- Minnie Pearl

Take the back roads instead of the highways.

- Minnie Pearl

My husband was a pilot. He flew Elvis when Elvis first started making appearances around the country.

- Minnie Pearl

Marriage is like a hot bath; once you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

- Minnie Pearl

So often when you start talking about kindness to animals someone comments that starving and mistreated children should come first. The issue can't b…

- Minnie Pearl

That's what life is all about: remembering someone and smiling!

- Minnie Pearl

God has a plan for all of us, but He expects us to do our share of the work.

- Minnie Pearl