I have been approached now and again about sitcoms, but, with very few exceptions, one simply needs to move to L.A. for at least a year or two these …

- David Ives

With my plays, when the lights go down, at least the audience isn't thinking, 'Oh, God, two more hours of this.

- David Ives

Writing a play, you start with less, so more is demanded of you. It's as if you have to not only write a symphony, but invent the instruments as well.

- David Ives

Learning to write for the theatre is learning to be a human being, because the theatre by its very nature makes you deal with other human beings.

- David Ives

All reviews should carry a Surgeon General's warning. The good ones turn your head, the bad ones break your heart.

- David Ives

Necessarily, I'm always involved in casting, as any playwright is, because the whole process of putting on a play is a collaborative, organic effort …

- David Ives

I've taught both screenwriting and playwriting, and playwriting is both much harder and much more rewarding. One can teach people how to tell a story…

- David Ives

Plays are always about intense relationships, whether they're intense love relationships or family relationships or existential relationships.

- David Ives

Lists are anti-democratic, discriminatory, elitist, and sometimes the print is too small.

- David Ives