In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime. - Kinky Friedman
When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.
- Kinky Friedman
I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pe… - Kinky Friedman
I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pe…
If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right. - Kinky Friedman
If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled arou… - Kinky Friedman
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled arou…
An editor's job is to take something great and make it good. - Kinky Friedman
An editor's job is to take something great and make it good.
Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp. - Kinky Friedman
Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. - Kinky Friedman
Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.
People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a… - Kinky Friedman
People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a…
Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas. - Kinky Friedman
Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
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