I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
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My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and I said, 'Mother, don't just stand there in the rain. Go home.'
There is a remote tribe that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.
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