Skinny jeans were only good if you had skinny genes.

- Matt Dunn

Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton.

- Matt Dunn

All a woman actually wants is to feel special.

- Matt Dunn

When someone loves you, there's nothing they won't do for you. When they stop loving you, there's nothing they will.

- Matt Dunn

All I'm saying is, where relationships are concerned, don't confuse length with strength.

- Matt Dunn

A relationship needs constant attention. It’s a living thing, not just a habit. You’ve got to keep on top of it.

- Matt Dunn

Because that's what unfaithfulness is, isn't it? A cancer that's always there in the back of your mind, eating away at the foundations of the relatio…

- Matt Dunn