Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win. - Joey Adams
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
- Joey Adams
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.' - Joey Adams
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. - Joey Adams
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. - Joey Adams
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. - Joey Adams
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does. - Joey Adams
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. - Joey Adams
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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