Scallops are expensive, so they should be treated with some class. But then, I suppose that every creature that gives his life for our table should b…

- Jeff Smith

Feasting is also closely related to memory. We eat certain things in a particular way in order to remember who we are. Why else would you eat grits i…

- Jeff Smith

Smiley Bone: You can't feel safe unless there's something to be safe against! Phoney Bone: Exactly! People like to be victims! There's a certain unas…

- Jeff Smith

The way I feel about it is: Beat me or feed me, but don't tease me. It's toy food; who needs it? Serve it to toy people.

- Jeff Smith

Most seafoods should be simply threatened with heat and then celebrated with joy.

- Jeff Smith

Upon your feet you have ten toes, they look just like PO-TA-TOES!

- Jeff Smith

Phoney: Here's your problem Fone Bone! We're off the map! Get a bigger map!

- Jeff Smith

CONTROL MYSELF?!! I'm a MONSTER! Monsters don't control themselves! That's the whole IDEA!

- Jeff Smith

The design process, at its best, integrates the aspirations of art, science, and culture.

- Jeff Smith