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"Smooth Sailing" and "Hall of Fame" are my top two nicknames. "Cool Guy." "Jolly Jon." "Fun Jon." There's a lot of derivatives of Jon. "Cool Jon." Some people took "Smooth Sailing" and "Fun Jon" and made "Smooth Jon." That's a good one. It's just starting to catch on with the general public. Just every now and then, "Hey! Smooth Jon!" Or "You're Smooth Jon, right?!" People aren't quite sure. I'm like, "Yeah." "Okay, cool, that's what I thought!"

Jon Glaser's Popular Quotes

I didn't necessarily set out to think of a show to make fun of reality shows.

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Changing the world, one exclamation point at a time.

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It's always been about when I do theater, the audience is just a viewer, not taking part in what's onstage. Whereas if you're doing stand-up, it's in…

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I really just think it's disgusting when people - to actually say that you want to be famous, it's just gross. There's nothing wrong with fame, but t…

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If you're doing stand-up, there is no fourth wall; you're engaging an audience.

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"Smooth Sailing" and "Hall of Fame" are my top two nicknames. "Cool Guy." "Jolly Jon." "Fun Jon." There's a lot of derivatives of Jon. "Cool Jon." So…

- Jon Glaser

For me, it feels like my ideas are more specific to random thoughts or single ideas I might have, as opposed to being influenced by a general percept…

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I’m sort of known in the comedy community as “Smooth Sailing,” just ’cause everything always goes great. I’ve always had success at every turn.

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I suppose we all have a lil' inner or outer a-hole inside of us, just waiting for the right opportunity to rear their own beautiful buttholes.

- Jon Glaser