Some [soccer] players suffer four or five fatal injuries per game. That's how tough they are.
A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry
A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.
- Dave Barry
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. They're th… - Dave Barry
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. They're th…
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. - Dave Barry
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as som… - Dave Barry
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as som…
Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege. - Dave Barry
Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - Dave Barry
No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain. - Dave Barry
Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. - Dave Barry
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering … - Dave Barry
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering …
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