Ozil could find the needle in a haystack with his sense of smell.

- Ray Hudson

They tell me that all men are equal in God's eyes, this player (Messi) makes you seriously think about those words.

- Ray Hudson

Giving Cristiano that much time and space on the ball is like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank

- Ray Hudson

But if there was no Barcelona why would you get out of bed in the morning?

- Ray Hudson

I'm higher than a hippie at Woodstock.

- Ray Hudson

Raul, man, he's like a Twinkie. He would survive a nuclear war.

- Ray Hudson

Get off your sofa and pick your jawbones off the floor, that was a world-class save.

- Ray Hudson

Real Madrid fans have to wear sunglasses while watching their team because this star-studded team of diamonds is just astonishing.

- Ray Hudson

Messi and the Brazilian come up to Rafinha and say “you're one of us now kid”

- Ray Hudson