An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

- Spiro T. Agnew

Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.

- Spiro T. Agnew

I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.

- Spiro T. Agnew

I am not asking for government censorship or any other kind of censorship. I am asking whether a kind of censorship already exists when the news that…

- Spiro T. Agnew

There are people in our society who should be separated and discarded.

- Spiro T. Agnew

As for those deserters, malcontents, radicals, incendiaries, the civil and uncivil disobedients among the young, SDS, PLP, Weathermen I and Weatherme…

- Spiro T. Agnew

One modest suggestion for my friends in the academic community: the next time a mob of students, waving their non-negotiable demands, starts pitching…

- Spiro T. Agnew

The student now goes to college to proclaim rather than to learn. A spirit of national masochism prevails, encouraged by an effete corps of impudent …

- Spiro T. Agnew

Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans, fools and women. We may soon be able to tame the oceans; fools and women will take a little lon…

- Spiro T. Agnew