The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was the most sweeping civil rights legislation of its day, and included women's rights as part of its reforms. Ironicall…

- Adam Selzer

Some of them are wearing skirts that I'm pretty sure are supposed to be belts.

- Adam Selzer

If you really like someone, it doesn't matter what their mouth feels or tastes like. The kiss is still awesome.

- Adam Selzer

Let me get this straight," I say. "You're practically ordering me to die. What kind of guidance counselor are you?

- Adam Selzer

When you're dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry.

- Adam Selzer

A long time ago, Trinity and I made a list of types of guys you should never date. We add to it every now and then. It includes things like never dat…

- Adam Selzer

Not that anyone minds--no one's paying attention to the music. Most of them never really listen to music. Practically no one actually does. Even at c…

- Adam Selzer

Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.

- Adam Selzer