People ask me what I am politically and I've previously offered this equation: I became a conservative by being around liberals. And I became a liber…

- Greg Gutfeld

A Smith & Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could

- Greg Gutfeld

Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.

- Greg Gutfeld

The joy of hate reflects people who get off pretending to hate something, or hate you, in order to score political points. I call them the 'tolerati'…

- Greg Gutfeld

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.

- Greg Gutfeld

If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.

- Greg Gutfeld

What begins as a Utopian vision, always - always - ends in bloodshed. Because you have to force a utopia on a free people. Free people want to pursue…

- Greg Gutfeld

Some things get better with age. And then there's Madonna.

- Greg Gutfeld

The metric system was designed to get people to enter charity runs.Do you think you would go run a 3.1 mile race? No, but if somebody says, hey, 5 km…

- Greg Gutfeld