I've seen a jillion miracles. They're all around. Every green leaf is a miracle.

- Jimmy Dean

Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.

- Jimmy Dean

A lot of things I am, and a lot of things I am not. But I think I'm about as good an American as there is. I love this country. It's been very, very …

- Jimmy Dean

Somebody said he came from New Orleans, where he got in a fight over a Cajun queen. And a crushing blow from a huge right hand, sent a Louisiana fell…

- Jimmy Dean

You gotta try your luck at least once a day, because you could be going around lucky all day and not even know it.

- Jimmy Dean

I used to help my granddaddy make sausage. He would mix it up in a cleaned-out washtub with his hands, no gloves. Man, if we did anything like that t…

- Jimmy Dean

I've seen so many people in this business that made a fortune. They get old and broke and can't make any money. I tell you something... no one's goin…

- Jimmy Dean

I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.

- Jimmy Dean

I won't go hunting with you, Jake, but I'll go chasing women.

- Jimmy Dean