If somebody accuses you in a story of being a crook, you can demand that they prove it. But if a comic says it and you protest, people say, 'What's the matter, you can't take a joke?
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. - Robert Orben
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
- Robert Orben
Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice. - Robert Orben
Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.
A compliment is verbal sunshine. - Robert Orben
A compliment is verbal sunshine.
If you can laugh together, you can work together. - Robert Orben
If you can laugh together, you can work together.
I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around. - Robert Orben
I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.
Individuality' is the key to success. - Robert Orben
Individuality' is the key to success.
Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches. - Robert Orben
Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. - Robert Orben
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
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