Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

- Daniel Handler

Sometimes even in most unfortunate of lives there will occur a moment or two of good.

- Daniel Handler

They say love's like a bus, and if you wait long enough another one will come along, but not in this place where the buses are slow and most of the c…

- Daniel Handler

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

- Daniel Handler

A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been floo…

- Daniel Handler

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.

- Daniel Handler

the mind has a thousand eyes, and the heart has one:yet the light of a whole life dies when love is done.

- Daniel Handler

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

- Daniel Handler

...everyone was right about you- prove them wrong.

- Daniel Handler