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When I find someone I respect writing about an edgy, nervous wine that dithered in the glass, I cringe. When I hear someone I don't respect talking about an austere, unforgiving wine, I turn a bit austere and unforgiving myself. When I come across stuff like that and remember about the figs and bananas, I want to snigger uneasily. You can call a wine red, and dry, and strong, and pleasant. After that, watch out.
Kingsley Amis
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Interpretation

What this quote means

The quote highlights the pretentiousness in wine criticism and how it affects the speaker's perception.

Kingsley Amis humorously critiques the snobbish terminology often used in wine reviews. He illustrates how the language and attitudes of critics can influence one's feelings about a wine, creating a sense of discomfort—especially when the descriptors used seem overly complicated or pretentious. The mention of simpler fruit flavors serves to emphasize the absurdity of such complex critiques.

Themes

WineCriticismHumorPretentiousnessLanguageSnobbery

In practice

Example use cases

During a wine tasting event, I shared this quote to lighten the mood about wine descriptions.

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