As an actor, you've got to maintain a bit of mystery and at least part of your private life, otherwise the game is up.

- Max Beesley

Who would I marry? I know, my ego. We'd make the perfect couple.

- Max Beesley

When I reach puberty I'm definitely going to grow a beard.

- Max Beesley

If you are dating someone famous, you tend to be seen as part of a couple, rather than as an individual. But you can't help who you fall in love with…

- Max Beesley

If I were a chocolate I'd eat myself. Seriously, we're all interested in ourselves and what other people are saying about us to some extent.

- Max Beesley

I can lip read, so I know what other people are saying about me - especially when I clock them in my rear view mirror.

- Max Beesley

Acting can be a difficult business. When I was younger, if my mates were doing better than me, I might be a little bit envious, but as I have got old…

- Max Beesley

The only person Ill marry is myself. Believe me, my ego is that big.

- Max Beesley

I appreciate some people enjoy reality TV and enjoy being a part of it - and I do watch it - but it isn't for me.

- Max Beesley