Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

- Seth Rogen

I feel no sympathy for my food.

- Seth Rogen

To me it's a mystery that you can show the horrific things in the movies, but not some sexual stuff which everyone does.

- Seth Rogen

It's definitely not true what they say about women wanting a guy with a sense of humour. What women mean is that they want a guy with a sense of humo…

- Seth Rogen

I am lazy, but for some reason, I am so paranoid that I end up working hard.

- Seth Rogen

It's important to see your parents as individuals. As a son or as a daughter you don't stop and think that your parents might have their own expectat…

- Seth Rogen

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

- Seth Rogen

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

- Seth Rogen

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

- Seth Rogen