When you've got it, flaunt it.

- Zero Mostel

I wanted to say something about the universe. There's God, angels, plants... and horseshit.

- Zero Mostel

Laughter is a sense of proportion and a power of seeing yourself from the outside.

- Zero Mostel

The freedom of any society varies proportionately with the volume of its laughter.

- Zero Mostel

The heart is, truly, the source of love. The proof is that if you remove it from someone, they will almost certainly never love again.

- Zero Mostel

Romanian-Yiddish cooking has killed more Jews than Hitler

- Zero Mostel