I sometimes look into the face of my dog Stan and see a wistful sadness and existential angst, when all he is actually doing is slowly scanning the ceiling for flies.
whenever I encountered a slide show titled 'Eight Diet Foods That Pack on the Pounds' or 'Celebrity Fashion Fails,' I'd have to stop and investigate … - Merrill Markoe
whenever I encountered a slide show titled 'Eight Diet Foods That Pack on the Pounds' or 'Celebrity Fashion Fails,' I'd have to stop and investigate …
- Merrill Markoe
You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me. - Merrill Markoe
You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me.
When anyone lacks self-awareness and doesn't recognize their transparencies, it's always funny. - Merrill Markoe
When anyone lacks self-awareness and doesn't recognize their transparencies, it's always funny.
Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date. - Merrill Markoe
Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date.
Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness. - Merrill Markoe
Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness.
I always hated those classic kid movies like Old Yeller or The Yearling where the beloved pet dies. What would be so wrong with having those damn kid… - Merrill Markoe
I always hated those classic kid movies like Old Yeller or The Yearling where the beloved pet dies. What would be so wrong with having those damn kid…
I’ve made my life’s work spotting assholes. And you know, I think it’s harder now than ever before because there’s so many socially acceptable ways t… - Merrill Markoe
I’ve made my life’s work spotting assholes. And you know, I think it’s harder now than ever before because there’s so many socially acceptable ways t…
I have learned that the stuff that causes me anxiety, the stuff I instinctively veer away from, is usually a road map to where my own creative growth… - Merrill Markoe
I have learned that the stuff that causes me anxiety, the stuff I instinctively veer away from, is usually a road map to where my own creative growth…
Men who have a lot of charm have it in place of something real that you are eventually going to want from them and find that they do not have. - Merrill Markoe
Men who have a lot of charm have it in place of something real that you are eventually going to want from them and find that they do not have.
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