Sometimes I'll put a lie for philosophical reasons, and sometimes to make the story shorter.

- Todd Snider

They say the average bank robber lives within say about 20 miles of the bank that he robs There's this little bank not so far from here I've been wat…

- Todd Snider

A man once said that the pinnacle of success Is when you've finally lost interest In money, compliments, and publicity A noble enough idea, I suppose…

- Todd Snider

Well, my dad was into music, but he wasn't into me being into music. In my house when I was a kid, when I was real young, my dad wanted us all to pla…

- Todd Snider

Words and music equally important. But the way to get what I'm looking for is different in each case. I have something specific I'm hoping for with t…

- Todd Snider

I like to make up songs. And it's my opinion that all these songs mean a lot to me, but that doesn't mean I think everything needs to leave the house…

- Todd Snider

I think I’m an alright twitterer.

- Todd Snider

I don't know much about that whole grunge thing.

- Todd Snider

Hemingway was very sparse in his writing. Kris Kristofferson is like that. He can take four words and say it all.

- Todd Snider