Shalvis makes me laugh, makes me cry, makes me sigh with pure pleasure.

- Susan Andersen

What is it about men, anyway? You can't live with 'em and the law frowns on neutering them. It's not exactly a win-win situation.

- Susan Andersen

Sometimes it just doesn’t seem to matter that I know what I should be doing. I still do what I am gonna do.

- Susan Andersen

If you can't say anything nice, at least have the decency to be vague.

- Susan Andersen

You don't talk much, do you, angel-face? I like that in a woman.

- Susan Andersen