Cool! Now I can steal some rich old coot's Ferrari and go fishing for marlin with the same piece of jewelry.

- Jennifer Rardin

I described the pyramid we'd found and waited for him to jump on the bandwagon. Unfortunately he's afraid of wagons. And bands.

- Jennifer Rardin

Cassandra,” he said, “I hope you know that poaching Muppets is illegal in this country.

- Jennifer Rardin

Besides my professional goals, I have a couple of private ones, my man. One of those is to pet a kangaroo before I leave Australia. I understand ther…

- Jennifer Rardin

Unbelievable. After what just happened between us no, I don’t have any right. None at all. We’re barely a couple. We’re not even sleeping together. I…

- Jennifer Rardin

So of course that was the moment my motherboard decided to do a short internal scan, throw up its hands, and screech, “Dear Lawd, a VAMPIRE has taken…

- Jennifer Rardin

Sometimes things would be so much simpler if you could just pull out your gun and shoot the bad guy. Reason number seventeen why Indiana Jones is my …

- Jennifer Rardin

I am driving an unfamiliar vehicle down a narrow road I've never seen before. Do you really want to be pissing me off right now?

- Jennifer Rardin

Hey, if you're going to price yourself, I say go high.

- Jennifer Rardin