I just had a son and had to take him to the paediatrician and he measured his head and apparently he's in a group in which only 14 per cent of the population have a bigger head than him. Then she said: "Do you mind if I measure your head?" I said: "Go ahead." And she was shocked, because less than one per cent of the world's population has a bigger head than mine. So I guess that means I'm pretty full of myself. Or that I have a huge brain.
I serve society by rocking! - Jack Black
I serve society by rocking!
- Jack Black
Every movie presents its challenges. - Jack Black
Every movie presents its challenges.
I recommend that everyone in their youth be as out of shape as possible so that when you turn 40, people can go, "Wow, you look much better now." - Jack Black
I recommend that everyone in their youth be as out of shape as possible so that when you turn 40, people can go, "Wow, you look much better now."
Funny songs, that’s my ticket. I can’t remember when it started or why it started, it’s just something that I NEEDED. - Jack Black
Funny songs, that’s my ticket. I can’t remember when it started or why it started, it’s just something that I NEEDED.
I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools. - Jack Black
I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.
I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich. - Jack Black
I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people. - Jack Black
I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.
It's all about finding your voice in whatever your profession... it helps your confidence. - Jack Black
It's all about finding your voice in whatever your profession... it helps your confidence.
You're not hardcore, unless you live hardcore - Jack Black
You're not hardcore, unless you live hardcore
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