If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while.
When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. - Tom Lehrer
When correctly viewed, everything is lewd.
- Tom Lehrer
Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet. - Tom Lehrer
Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.
If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have b… - Tom Lehrer
If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have b…
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years. - Tom Lehrer
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.
You cant be satirical and not be offensive to somebody. - Tom Lehrer
You cant be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.
I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up. - Tom Lehrer
I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it. - Tom Lehrer
Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it.
Irreverence is easy - whats hard is wit. - Tom Lehrer
Irreverence is easy - whats hard is wit.
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
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