As soon as I say I'm from Texas people say, "Oh, I'm sure the school was horrible" and they picture me wearing some barrel and suspenders and people are bucktoothed and ignoring me. But that's not the case. I just had zero interest. I wanted to finish my research in the woods or play guitar or go have a cigarette.
The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks. - Tig Notaro
The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks.
- Tig Notaro
As soon as I say I'm from Texas people say, "Oh, I'm sure the school was horrible" and they picture me wearing some barrel and suspenders and people … - Tig Notaro
As soon as I say I'm from Texas people say, "Oh, I'm sure the school was horrible" and they picture me wearing some barrel and suspenders and people …
I'm the luckiest unlucky person. - Tig Notaro
I'm the luckiest unlucky person.
I think every person and place is interesting, and there's an interesting story behind every door. - Tig Notaro
I think every person and place is interesting, and there's an interesting story behind every door.
I didn't just want to be the one who was always looking around at the weird family members. I wanted to make my mistakes. - Tig Notaro
I didn't just want to be the one who was always looking around at the weird family members. I wanted to make my mistakes.
I hold back parts of my life and experiences... I don't want to share anything just for the sake of sharing and exposing myself, but if something fee… - Tig Notaro
I hold back parts of my life and experiences... I don't want to share anything just for the sake of sharing and exposing myself, but if something fee…
Life can very genuinely and realistically pile things on. It doesn't dole out the heartache and pain, or joy, perfectly. - Tig Notaro
Life can very genuinely and realistically pile things on. It doesn't dole out the heartache and pain, or joy, perfectly.
Everything's happened to me. Nothing can happen to me now. - Tig Notaro
Everything's happened to me. Nothing can happen to me now.
When anything huge happens to me, I always think, this isn't my moment, this is a moment. - Tig Notaro
When anything huge happens to me, I always think, this isn't my moment, this is a moment.
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