I ain't from Africa. I'm from St. Louis.

- Redd Foxx

The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.

- Redd Foxx

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

- Redd Foxx

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

- Redd Foxx

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.

- Redd Foxx

Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!

- Redd Foxx

I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why.

- Redd Foxx

This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!

- Redd Foxx

A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.

- Redd Foxx