Go in and get us a shrunken head!

- Ellen Schreiber

I hope you enjoyed your visit. You never know. You may want to join forever.

- Ellen Schreiber

Is this the life you really want? Or is it just the fantasy of it?

- Ellen Schreiber

Some people spend all their lives searching for their soul mates.

- Ellen Schreiber

Cupid's not the only one with an arrow," I scowled

- Ellen Schreiber

Here's to new blood." -Jagger Maxwell

- Ellen Schreiber

He looked so lost, so soulful, so lonely. I wanted him to kiss me now. I wanted to let him know I was his for all eternity.

- Ellen Schreiber

This club is for members only. But once you join, membership lasts for an eternity.

- Ellen Schreiber

Call school, tell them I'm lovesick.

- Ellen Schreiber