That special bond you think you have with your pet is imaginary. As long as it has food and water, you could get hit by a train tomorrow, and your pet wouldn't think anything of it.
Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God. - Scott Dikkers
Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.
- Scott Dikkers
Your pet is not your friend. It is your hostage. - Scott Dikkers
Your pet is not your friend. It is your hostage.
You have sexual tendencies that are not normal, and you should be ashamed of them. - Scott Dikkers
You have sexual tendencies that are not normal, and you should be ashamed of them.
I respect your right to hold your religious beliefs, and if they help you, I think that's great. I would, however, like to inform you that you are a … - Scott Dikkers
I respect your right to hold your religious beliefs, and if they help you, I think that's great. I would, however, like to inform you that you are a …
Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious. - Scott Dikkers
Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.
If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventu… - Scott Dikkers
If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventu…
That special bond you think you have with your pet is imaginary. As long as it has food and water, you could get hit by a train tomorrow, and your pe… - Scott Dikkers
That special bond you think you have with your pet is imaginary. As long as it has food and water, you could get hit by a train tomorrow, and your pe…
Dear God, I understand that if I fail to believe in you, I'll burn in hell for eternity. Thanks for being such a good sport about it. - Scott Dikkers
Dear God, I understand that if I fail to believe in you, I'll burn in hell for eternity. Thanks for being such a good sport about it.
A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends. - Scott Dikkers
A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.
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