Speed Limit – A sign that tells you at what speed the car that's rapidly fading from view in your rearview mirror is going; a law that provides the sole means of support for many small-town police departments.
Grammar Checker – A software program that is not needed by those who know grammar and virtually useless for those who don’t. - Richard Turner
Grammar Checker – A software program that is not needed by those who know grammar and virtually useless for those who don’t.
- Richard Turner
Warranty A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function. - Richard Turner
Warranty A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function.
Speed Limit – A sign that tells you at what speed the car that's rapidly fading from view in your rearview mirror is going; a law that provides the s… - Richard Turner
Speed Limit – A sign that tells you at what speed the car that's rapidly fading from view in your rearview mirror is going; a law that provides the s…
Self-Checkout Line The place where customers of an establishment become unpaid employees of the establishment. - Richard Turner
Self-Checkout Line The place where customers of an establishment become unpaid employees of the establishment.
Mudslinging - In politics, anything bad the opponent says about our candidate; in contrast, when our candidate does this, it is called 'making a good… - Richard Turner
Mudslinging - In politics, anything bad the opponent says about our candidate; in contrast, when our candidate does this, it is called 'making a good…
Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping cart. - Richard Turner
Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping cart.
I am at a loss to figure out how to rid my e-mail of those bottom-feeders of the electronic world, the generators of spam.... If I were Emperor of th… - Richard Turner
I am at a loss to figure out how to rid my e-mail of those bottom-feeders of the electronic world, the generators of spam.... If I were Emperor of th…
I'm a woofer, not a tweeter; a writer, not a telegrapher; an essayist, not an aphorist. - Richard Turner
I'm a woofer, not a tweeter; a writer, not a telegrapher; an essayist, not an aphorist.
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