I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward!

- Mr. Krabs

Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!

- Mr. Krabs

A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY.

- Mr. Krabs

A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

- Mr. Krabs

What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.

- Mr. Krabs

I love this young people's music.

- Mr. Krabs

I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

- Mr. Krabs

If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just sick.

- Mr. Krabs

It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say.

- Mr. Krabs