Before taking the stage, Paul Ryan spent 6 hours staring into a mirror working on 'concerned eyebrow.'
Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread. - Damien Fahey
Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread.
- Damien Fahey
Rappers shouldn't have to file taxes because they itemize everything they own in songs. - Damien Fahey
Rappers shouldn't have to file taxes because they itemize everything they own in songs.
No one's dream job involves a kiosk. - Damien Fahey
No one's dream job involves a kiosk.
Before taking the stage, Paul Ryan spent 6 hours staring into a mirror working on 'concerned eyebrow.' - Damien Fahey
Paul Ryan looks like the car rental salesman who bullies you into getting full coverage. - Damien Fahey
Paul Ryan looks like the car rental salesman who bullies you into getting full coverage.
My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car. - Damien Fahey
My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.
It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes - Damien Fahey
It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes
My life is now a constant assessment of whether what's happening in real life is more entertaining than what's happening on my phone. - Damien Fahey
My life is now a constant assessment of whether what's happening in real life is more entertaining than what's happening on my phone.
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